Shit, I thought this would be easy!

   How the hell people blog every day and manage to stay funny is beyond me.  I am in awe of The Bloggess AKA Jenny Lawson, Jen the brilliant author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, and Tracy AKA HOT Nerd Girl do this but these girls are smart, funny and witty.  I am only funny if it is an accident.  I can do caustic, crass, belittling and on occasion snarky but you don't build a following by pissing your readers off.  Probably another indication that a blog was not my forte. 
   I am confident that I can make a serious run at my sister and dad with their 6 post 28 day run with The Family Gumbo Pot blog.  So far so good.  I am like one post from meeting their post per person ratio and like four from being right there with them!  I think they burnt out making their blog look all nice.  As you can see I have no such aspirations.

   I am stoked about the Aggies beat down of ou last night.  It was made all the better that a friend told me that A&M would win "when pigs flying out of her ass waving glitter batons & riding chocolate unicorns." She has not been heard form in almost 48 hours but after an ass kicking like that she may have had to be hospitalized.  Unicorn horns can reek havoc on their way out.

   I was going to say "just say'n" but that is annoying as hell.  That may very well be a good new years resolution, avoid stupid ass sayings and catch phrases.  I have had two whole viewers thus far, so if you accidentally got this far post the annoying ass catch phrase you would like to see buried and go away!